Hoop dancer Nakotah LaRance in the Geronimo music vid for The Knocks & Fred Falke | ✜
this is raw as fuck
or, Inside Jokes With Myself
women grow hair on their boobs and their butts and their legs and their arms and their stomachs and their face and really anywhere their genetics decides to have hair and it is perfectly normal what isnt normal is men who have never touched a razor trying to shame women for not looking like a hairless baby
shout this loud.
Two scientists walk into a bar:
"I’ll have an H2O."
"I’ll have an H2O, too."
The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in…
|men in bars:||wow I sure hope this girl doesn't reject me|
|women in bars:||wow I sure hope that guy looking at me isn't a literal murderer|
quiver of cobras
float of crocodiles
business of ferrets
skulk of foxes
knot of frogs
implausibility of gnus
prickle of hedgehogs
charm of hummingbirds
smack of jellyfish
parliament of owls
murmuration of starlings
sneak of weasels
The blackest bird there ever was. It’s black on the outside from head to toe, and black on the inside with its meat and organs.
It’s called the Ayam Cemani from Indonesia, and they’re $2,500 a pop. Their bones are black, too. The only part of them that’s not black is their blood
|me flirting:||so what's the deal with having to exist as a physical entity|